| 25 | Geek | IT Professional | Sarcastic | Witty | Lover of Music | Facebook | Twitter |Tumblr (3.0; @dxwd)http://dxwd.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hhk7phPWFko&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hhk7phPWFko&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This just made my day! Haha.</p>http://dxwd.com/post/256787793http://dxwd.com/post/256787793Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:16:01 +0000<a href="http://www.wzzm13.com/news/news_story.aspx?storyid=116041&catid=14">Lakeshore teen bitten in the neck after watching Twilight movie</a>: <p>A teenager watching the vampire movie “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” at a Norton Shores theater was bitten on the neck by another movie-goer from the row behind her.</p> <p>Erin Westrate says the 30 or 40-year-old man sitting in front of her at the 5-oclock showing of New Moon on Friday. She says he was acting creepy from the movies’ opening scene.</p>http://dxwd.com/post/256781184http://dxwd.com/post/256781184Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:04:26 +0000<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/11/24/couple-have-sex-on-clock-tower-in-city-centre-as-shoppers-look-on-pics-115875-21846570/">Couple have sex on clock tower in Sydney centre as shoppers look on - pics - (NSFW)?</a>http://dxwd.com/post/256773125http://dxwd.com/post/256773125Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:50:45 +0000<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/SvLwJDuhOgI/AAAAAAAADQc/8ToJ88jU9g4/s1600-h/bz+ORAGAMI+10-22-09.jpg">Origami For Beginners</a>http://dxwd.com/post/234941849http://dxwd.com/post/234941849Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:30:06 +0000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksov658M4r1qap5o5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmewcCT7O1qz9bwro1_500.gif">9.media.tumblr.com</a></p>http://dxwd.com/post/234928982http://dxwd.com/post/234928982Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:08:29 +0000<a href="http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/fullscreen.php?game=Pandemic-2">Pandemic 2 - CrazyMonkeyGames.com</a>http://dxwd.com/post/234917709http://dxwd.com/post/234917709Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:50:25 +0000Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?<br /> Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.<br /> Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. http://dxwd.com/post/232310896http://dxwd.com/post/232310896Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:12:32 +0000“<p>Girl I’m sorry but I’m leaving.<br/> We’re both at fault, we’re both to blame.<br/> And it wasn’t the other men cause there were other women.<br/> This just isn’t love, it’s just the remorse of a loss, of a feeling.<br/> Even if I stayed it just wouldn’t be the same.</p> <p>Double this drink up into the, tallest glass you got.<br/> You know I aint used to sleeping all, alone.<br/> Gonna make it to the moon tonight on a one way kamikaze flight.<br/> If i could get so high I’ll leave behind my problems,<br/> Take em out with the empty bottles.</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Against Me - Cavalier Eternal</em>http://dxwd.com/post/232102751http://dxwd.com/post/232102751Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:49:21 +0000<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/swb8AEcRJhY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/swb8AEcRJhY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://dxwd.com/post/231866620http://dxwd.com/post/231866620Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:16:44 +0000<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://dxwd.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/231834349/tumblr_ksjc77O0aj1qap5o5&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Ten Foot Pole - Officer I Swear She’s 19.</p>http://dxwd.com/post/231834349http://dxwd.com/post/231834349Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:30:42 +0000<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjbxsdk0U1qap5o5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Doggy style gone wrong!</p>http://dxwd.com/post/231830524http://dxwd.com/post/231830524Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:25:04 +0000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjbunpq5P1qap5o5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Does this class as a threesome?</p>http://dxwd.com/post/231829301http://dxwd.com/post/231829301Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:23:10 +0000“Remember I will always love you,<br/> As I claw your fucking throat away.<br/> It will end no other way<br/> It will end no other way.”<br/><br/> - <em>Tool - Pushit.</em>http://dxwd.com/post/231826855http://dxwd.com/post/231826855Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:19:36 +0000<p>…And I have no one to go with. The person I was going to go with has pulled out. FFFFFFFUUUUUUU</p>http://dxwd.com/post/231824863http://dxwd.com/post/231824863Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:16:34 +0000“In a democracy, the vote of an idiot counts for exactly as much as the vote of an academic. But the idiots have the numerical advantage.”http://dxwd.com/post/231814034http://dxwd.com/post/231814034Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:59:55 +0000